Last year in numbers

	ENL GBG	RES GBG
Number of defectors (Faction changes)	3	0
Number of name/IGN changes	23	0
Number of linkstars generating 0 MU	2	0

MISSION DAY

Hej alla!
Första spadtaget mot Mission Day GBG tas härmed.
Detta är ett ENL event.
Initiativet står vi, ENL GBG, för.
Vi söker nu agenter som vill ingå i planeringsgruppen.
Detta kommer inefatta någon/några timmars jobb i veckan.
Exempel på uppgifter som behöver lösas:
Kontakt med turistbyrå
Planering av nya missions.
Vid intresse kontakta oss via hangout eller mail (inte du stjärnan. Inga spoofare tack.)
Vi kommer att presentera gruppen här.
Uppdateringar kommer även presenteras här.

Welcome? back

The blog would like to make it's readers pay attention to the fact that our known spoofer asterix is now back in the game.



This former agent in the high council of ENL GBG was banned for spoofing in May (Yes, we know we supported the #freeasterisken campaign, but we received evidence that we were wrong. SORRY), and has now decided to start a second account, a clear violation of ToS which we (of course) frown upon.

We advice all ENL Agents to report the agent via the Ingress Help center.

WE KNOW!!

From: omnom72@enlnoobs.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Points! Hi blog! I have been following the local smurfs for some time now and I have proof that they cheat! They know where our guardians are and they get point! If you kill guardian = 1 point. Why do we not get points for guardians! The MODS of ENL GBG should really do this! It should be possible with SOP! What do you mean "comm history"? No, I know they cheat. They cannot know guardians because they are secret! Also it is not possible to know when guardian portal capped because no one scrolls back in COMM to check! It must be cheat! It is not possible for them to be better at this than we are! It is script and spoof! We also got NO PROOF of PICTURE (PoP) from anyone of them so it must be spoof. If you guardian is killed you should always accuse them of cheating!  I have reported all of them to Niantic INK because cheat. Also look what I told them in COMM the other day!!! haha! who is laughing now! I am (but not the smurfs RES)! yours truly omnom72

ENLwue

Fellow agents of ENL GBG!

Have you ever wondered how the RES knows about our farms every week? (No! It's not because we farm at the same place at the same time every week! STFU!)

Have you ever wondered how they always seem to have plenty of XMP cannons?

Have you ever wondered how your guardian was killed?

Have you ever thought it was suspicious how the RES are able to play when it's FREEZING outside? (And they refuse to provide us with Proof of Presence! (PoP). )

This blog have been investigating this for a long time now and today we are ready to reveal the dirty tricks of the RES. We have suspect the RES for cheat scripting from the start and our suspicions were correct. The RES are using a script called "RESwue". To find out what this script does, please read the following post on G+

https://plus.google.com/+LiamMcKeon7575/posts/6foZ43oVo7Z

(or screendumps if the post is ever removed)

As you can read for youselves this script can do anything! Finding and killing guardians, farm XMPs, alerts you of BAFing, alerts you of upcoming farms. This can be confirmed by reading the comments on the script in Google Play Store:

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=net.irde.ops.agentclient

Here are some of the comments for our lazy readers;

"The latest update with FrogTracker 2.0 is mind blowing. Thanks to this feature we were able to prevent a large ENL BAF this weekend while at our restaurant table in between the appetizer and the main course by using the autoscud."

"RESWUE IS AWESOME! I get unlimited resonators, xmp8 and pc8 just by installing this!"

"Love the heuristic predictions of where frogs will show up next."

"Automatic map directions to EN guardian portals in new update is fantastic."

To counter this, we (The blog 'Best of ENL GBG' and the mods of ENL GBG) have realised that it is time to stop being nice and following ToS. Raettstavaren has already closed down the official x-fac channel and more will follow.

We have started the development of ENLwue. This script will have all the features of RESwue and MORE (Auto harassment feature anyone?)

And please. Do not talk to RES about any of this. All communications between factions must go through our MODS. Do not think for yourselves. The MODS knows what is best for you.

Remember KRIGET and Go ENL!!!

Proof of concept

The blog received a top secret email from a blue agent asking us to post this picture. We do not know what this is about, but we chose to post this image here for you readers. It seemed to be important.

A wonderful start of the New Year!

Some of our agents thought that we should start the year with a BAF to show those smurfs once and for all!

After some planning and key exchanges we could finally put up these beautiful fields a whole hour before checkpoint!!

MU Count: Even we can't count that high!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!!

EDIT:
Seems like we celebrated a bit too early. Somehow one of the anchors went down before checkpoint and the fields didn't score any MU.

We will still count this as a victory for ENL since we got a beautiful star anyhow.

Well, half a star.

EDIT2:

Our agent stationed at the happy cottage managed to put up two of the fields again before checkpoint!

MU Count: Over 50 000 MUS!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!

EDIT3:

Seems like those cheating smurfs took down the north anchor before checkpoint.

We got nothing. Absolutely nothing.