A letter from LoveBoobies

We got a letter

Grapes of Standards

Enuff is enuff!
The wrath and the standards are doubled as we speak! See what I did there Double Wraths!
It seems our recent posts about guardian hunting (and name changing!!!!!!!!) wasn't quite clear enough.
While we despise guardian scripting. It is not the same when you have someone else to do it for you and you just read it out loud to people, sort of like a script, ya know, just sort of, NOT SAME SCRIPT as THE OTHER

And no, I did not know that MKottoson tried to use the same portals in Öijared as guardians back in 2014 and that the Resistance has been checking them regularly ever since. But that will not stop me from accusing agents from scripting.

No, I also did not know that Agent JoFa/GrandFasters/Pearkg (The blog honestly don't know which of these accounts is the main account for this player) tried to use Hakefjordens naturreservat as a guardian back in January 2015 and that the Resistance has been checking it regularly since then. But that will not stop me from accusing agents from scripting.

I think that the Resistance should know that we re-use the same portals as guardians quite often and should NOT shoot these portals.

Yourse truely,
Agent LoveBoobies

The blog is looking forward to publish the said list. Have you got it? Please send it to enlgbg@gmail.com.Your anonymity will be guaranteed.

Public Service announcement!

In an attempt to cover up my guardian I have decided to change my In Game Name (IGN for you noobs!).

I am now known as Agent LoveBoobies.

Thank you for your time.

Kind regards
Agent LoveBoobies (formerly known as Uselessabilityguru)

Urgent message to all agents!

Do we have any agents near Chalmers?? There is a smurf farm there right now with frackers and 3 blue portals with VR hackmods! If any one is nearby please shoot down this farm NOOOOW!!!




EDIT! SORRY SORRY! IT SEEMS LIKE THIS WAS OUR OWN FARM! It's hard to tell when both factions are only hacking blue P8! Sorry!!

Unjustice has been served!

F U Niantic!
F U!

Multiple reports on a portal should be counted as cheating!

Successful frackfarm!

After having our farm events constantly disturbed by blue agents we finally had a successful farm! (We suspect that this is due to the cheat program ResWUE, but more on this later!)

Well, there was a blue agent in place when we was about to start the farm and he did shoot down our portals, but we managed to successfully flip a Level 8 portal which means that this agent cannot do anything now for a whole hour! (We are smart!! (No, we are not being ironic!))



We are not ashamed for hacking blue portals on our farms!
We are not desperate for using frackers on a portal with a single VRHS!
We are ENL GBG! Fear us!

Over and out
Zink76 (Event lead)
UselessabilityGuru (Co-Event lead)
Insanely (Agent)
Low-pest (Visitor)
Elk (Not really sure what you did. Sorry!)

Operation blowstorm!

Sitrep Operation blowstorm!

Since the HUGE success we had with the link star we made in central Gothenburg we felt that it was time to do a big OP again! Since one of our agents had his home portal unjustly removed from the game we wanted revenge!

Ok, so the portal was placed on his private property.
Ok, so the "statues" in the picture was placed on his back yard for the sole purpose of submitting a portal.
Ok, so the "statues" was not even in his back yard any more.
SO WHAT! We still wanted revenge!

A plan was made and we were on our way. After doing some decoy playing around town so that no one would suspect anything we went straight for the goal! Two couch portals for one of the smurfs! Ha! That showed them! After firing our might XMP cannons the portals were soon green.

But soon after we left that basterd took the portals back! Se we drove back and shot at them again!

But.. They were soon blue again! So we came back!
Not once! Not twice! But eight times!!

Can anyone think of a better way for three legally incompetent people to spend their Friday night? Noooo?? I wouldn't think so!

ENL GBG - We know how to party!

Agents involved: Team lead: mulen
New Girlfriend: trögons
Ice runner: zink76

Guardian hunting

Recently a lot of our players have had their guardian shot down just before hitting 90 or 150 days. Although this blog approves of guardian hunting, we do not approve of illegal methods or cheating (please see our previous blog entries regarding cheating).

This blog can today, exclusively, present you with an photo provided by one of our infiltrators in the blue team. This photo reveals how one of the blue players are able to find our guardians, every time, using a computer which goes "Pling!" every time a guardian is capped.


WARNING! Strong images below!

Butthurt

This badge is dedicated to the one agent who keeps on fracking no matter how many times the smurf tear down our farms while we are still hacking.

Zink76. This is for you.

Happy holidays!

Christmas and New Years are over. Yet another Anomaly (Abaddonn) was lost, but hey! We still won... ... ... Never mind.

But the blog would like to give a huge THANK YOU! to one of our readers who sent us the following book for Christmas

A wonderful start of the New Year!

Some of our agents thought that we should start the year with a BAF to show those smurfs once and for all!

After some planning and key exchanges we could finally put up these beautiful fields a whole hour before checkpoint!!

MU Count: Even we can't count that high!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!!

EDIT:
Seems like we celebrated a bit too early. Somehow one of the anchors went down before checkpoint and the fields didn't score any MU.

We will still count this as a victory for ENL since we got a beautiful star anyhow.

Well, half a star.

EDIT2:

Our agent stationed at the happy cottage managed to put up two of the fields again before checkpoint!

MU Count: Over 50 000 MUS!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!

EDIT3:

Seems like those cheating smurfs took down the north anchor before checkpoint.

We got nothing. Absolutely nothing.