onsdag 29 juni 2016

A guide to choosing faction

Choosing faction is important. Maybe the most important choice in the game. To help future agents in our local area we have made this guide to help you select the most suitable faction.

Circle your answer (YES or NO) and then count your circles in each column (RES and ENL). The column with the most circles gives you a good idea on which faction to choose.


QuestionRESENL
Do you have a sense of humor?YESNO
Do you often feel offended?NOYES
Do you prefer to farm blue L8 portals?YESYES
Do the word "enemy" make you afraid and anxious?NOYES
Have you ever abused your spouse?NOYES
Have you ever stalked your team mates in any game?NOYES
Do you enjoy a top down organisation in your team?NOYES
Do you enjoy sarcasm?YESNO
Do you enjoy changing your IGN?NOYES
Do you have an habit of accusing new members of your team for cheating?NOYES
Do you have an habit of accusing the other team for cheating?NOYES

If you are already a player, how did you score? Did your scoring match your current faction choice? Please use the comment section below to discuss your results.

måndag 27 juni 2016

Insecure communication!

A while back, we (The mods and high council of ENL GBG) decided to switch from Hangout (insecure) to Telegram (very secure!) for our top secret chats. This was done to prevent any leaks, but this did not seem to stop the leaks, which was quite concerning.

But now we've found out that even Telegram (who uses their own encryption! Very smart!) is not secure! This is how those smurfs can anticipate our every move! This is how they know! (But we also know that THEY know so....)


http://gizmodo.com/why-you-should-stop-using-telegram-right-now-1782557415

We advise all our agents to immediately uninstall Telegram (TG) and switch to the chat application ICQ which has been around for ages and should be considered secure:
https://icq.com

Please download the app and enter your ICQ number and Agent name in the comments below. The blog will then invite you to our new secure ICQ channels.

For those of you who play with your whole family's accounts (Hello PoppeJopp!), please make sure that you uninstall TG from all accounts.

Thank you.

Greeeen!!!!!!! ENL forever!!
Mods of ENL GBG
ENL GBG (The blog)


torsdag 16 juni 2016

Proof of Proof of Present Calendar

While we haven't heard back from the winner yet, some pictures of the calendar have emerged on the dark channels of the ENL network. In this blog post we present to you the winning PoP (which did not appear in the calendar) along with pictures of the calendar itself.

Edit: We forgot to thank the smurf agent (who wish to remain anonymous) for ordering the Calendar from the Resistance web shop. Thank you. You know who you are.


Winning PoP at Skallens fyr. This portal is only available by ålning medelst krälning. Or just plain spoofing (Which from here on be called "asterisking")

Proofs of Proof of Picture Calendar below





tisdag 14 juni 2016

A winner has been selected!

We do apologize for the delay, but this week a lucky winner will be receiving a PoP (Proof of Present) calendar in his or her mailbox!

If you are the lucky winner, please send us a PoC (Proof of Calendar) of yourself and the calendar to enlgbg@gmail.com to make sure that we have sent it to the correct address. If you do not want us to publish such a photo, please just send us an email saying that you received it.

We will also be posting the winning PoP photo in a blog post later on.

måndag 13 juni 2016

New set of rules

As the most prominent ENL Blog we are (of course!) a proud member of EHC (Enlightened Higher Council) in Sweden. Tonight our local agents Insanely "You must put resos on couch" Instability and SurJimmy, together with unnamed (undercover) agents in the South of Sweden have agreed on some new rules.

Starting tonight, all players must link. Capping portals are NOT allowed for Agents above Level 3.





ENL Agents who do not follow these simple rules will be naffalliated.

If you see RES Agents who disobey these rules please report them in your scanner to NIA Ops.

ENL GBG
ENL EHC (Sweden)



onsdag 1 juni 2016

Enl Asterisk

This must be a coincident.



And in other news, the prize for the PoP winner is on it's way! Stay tuned! Stay green! Green = best!!!!!