The little agent that could

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...



Good luck with those agent!

Good luck DunK!

The blog wishes agent DunK good luck with his latest guardian!

A letter from the RESistance

Some days ago we received a letter from the opposing faction, the RESistance. Although we do not agree with its content, we publish the letter here for the sake of transparacy.

From: resistancegbghighcouncil@ingressresistance.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Mistreatment of agents Dear ENL GBG and ENL High Council, We have read the stories of how you have kicked out one of your own agents from the ENL gemenskap. We (the RES) feel that this agent has been treated unfairly. It has therefore been decided in our faction that we will leave this agent alone and let him receive his ONYX GUARDIAN BADGE on the following portal. We hope this will make him feel better. All local Resistance agents have been instructed to leave this portal alone. We wish the agent good luck until the 28th of November when he (if all goes well) will receive his badge. Signed Mustard of the RESistance High Council Gothenburg

How to kill guardian hunters! (WSi 5)

Just a quick reminder agents! Please do not satisfy smurfs.
Option one: stop recharging portals. 

Option two: kill the hunters. 
See the illustration for conduct. Remember that smurfs get bored. They only enjoy the tears. 
If we stop caring or act. They will be fooled and stop. 
So here is a how-to. 
Remember smurfs are always watching!

First half is for external expression. The front vs pesky smurfs. 
Second half is for internal expression. You can feel safe among us. 
Please only reveal first part! Do not reveal the second part! 
AND NEVER WRONG WAY AROUND!!!
Yes, that means you cum-gurgler!

Summer is green we rock! 

BRING OUT THE GIMP!

From: surjimmy@highcouncil.enl.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Bringing out the gimp! Most of you are aware of my gimp agent Lowest that I keep in the basement. Usually he does not get out much and what we do in the basement stays in the basement! But last night I though I would take him out for a treat! I've always felt sorry for those with founder badges, but no onyx guardian. Not only did we get to eliminate a few blue LTPs (Long Term Portals) but agent Lowest got to cap those portals far out in the woods and with a bit of luck he will now get his Onyx Guardian badge on the 20th of September this year! Stay green! SurJimmy

WE KNOW!!

From: omnom72@enlnoobs.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Points! Hi blog! I have been following the local smurfs for some time now and I have proof that they cheat! They know where our guardians are and they get point! If you kill guardian = 1 point. Why do we not get points for guardians! The MODS of ENL GBG should really do this! It should be possible with SOP! What do you mean "comm history"? No, I know they cheat. They cannot know guardians because they are secret! Also it is not possible to know when guardian portal capped because no one scrolls back in COMM to check! It must be cheat! It is not possible for them to be better at this than we are! It is script and spoof! We also got NO PROOF of PICTURE (PoP) from anyone of them so it must be spoof. If you guardian is killed you should always accuse them of cheating!  I have reported all of them to Niantic INK because cheat. Also look what I told them in COMM the other day!!! haha! who is laughing now! I am (but not the smurfs RES)! yours truly omnom72

Priceless

Buying intel from ingress-store to find a blue players guardians	$20
Going 60 miles to the guardian on day 149	$24
Shooting down the guardian 30 minutes after the blue player received Onyx guardian badge	Priceless

Proof of concept

The blog received a top secret email from a blue agent asking us to post this picture. We do not know what this is about, but we chose to post this image here for you readers. It seemed to be important.

A message from Klen oh dear!

Dear Agents skinxs and b1mb0! I've been trying to contact you on both tele (standard op sec secure channel) and in comm but to no avail. Then I got the idea that you are probably reading this blog and I now try to reach out to you here. Please stop putting resonators and linking from this portal. This is one of my guardian attempts and I do not want any activity on this portal! Thank you for your time. Yours truely Klen oh dear

Public Service announcement!

In an attempt to cover up my guardian I have decided to change my In Game Name (IGN for you noobs!).

I am now known as Agent LoveBoobies.

Thank you for your time.

Kind regards
Agent LoveBoobies (formerly known as Uselessabilityguru)

Guardian hunting

Recently a lot of our players have had their guardian shot down just before hitting 90 or 150 days. Although this blog approves of guardian hunting, we do not approve of illegal methods or cheating (please see our previous blog entries regarding cheating).

This blog can today, exclusively, present you with an photo provided by one of our infiltrators in the blue team. This photo reveals how one of the blue players are able to find our guardians, every time, using a computer which goes "Pling!" every time a guardian is capped.


WARNING! Strong images below!