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tisdag 27 december 2016

X-mas is over!

Christmas is over and mummy wants you to know that the porridge is done (and eaten).

It's time to open the foderlucka again.



Stay tuned for our Top-10 ENLGBG COMM Insults competition!

måndag 13 juni 2016

New set of rules

As the most prominent ENL Blog we are (of course!) a proud member of EHC (Enlightened Higher Council) in Sweden. Tonight our local agents Insanely "You must put resos on couch" Instability and SurJimmy, together with unnamed (undercover) agents in the South of Sweden have agreed on some new rules.

Starting tonight, all players must link. Capping portals are NOT allowed for Agents above Level 3.





ENL Agents who do not follow these simple rules will be naffalliated.

If you see RES Agents who disobey these rules please report them in your scanner to NIA Ops.

ENL GBG
ENL EHC (Sweden)



söndag 8 maj 2016

Freedom of Press

Ever since this blog started our local smurfs have been trying to figure out who of us in ENL GBG that is running this blog. The smufs have systematically denied this, but due to a little unintentional slip in a x-fac channel we can now present proof that they are indeed systematically harassing us. The blog would like to thank to the ENL agent who was observant enough to spot the slip and immediately emailed the blog.



As can clearly be seen in the screenshot (that was posted by a smurf in a xfac channel) above, the smurfs have a dedicated hangout channel to slander, harass and share information about the authors of the blog! We demand that this stops now! We have freedom of press, freedom of speech and protection of our sources! We also have blue/grey portals at our frack farms. Take that RES GBG!

Stay green! Go Green!

fredag 15 april 2016

Webshop mockery!

The smurfs has passed yet another new low!

The blog got a tip that the smurfs have been saving all the PoP (Proof of Presents) pictures we post in ALL COMM and has made a calender of them!

Just look at the PoC (Proof of Calender) below!



This kind of behavior is not acceptable! PoP is serious business and it not ment to be taken lightly or be made into a commercial success for the smurfs!

The blog hold all smurfs responsible for this! As a punishment we will keep fracking blue portals until this stops!

Ps. If any reader of the blog orders one of these, please send us a review!