Webshop mockery!

The smurfs has passed yet another new low!

The blog got a tip that the smurfs have been saving all the PoP (Proof of Presents) pictures we post in ALL COMM and has made a calender of them!

Just look at the PoC (Proof of Calender) below!



This kind of behavior is not acceptable! PoP is serious business and it not ment to be taken lightly or be made into a commercial success for the smurfs!

The blog hold all smurfs responsible for this! As a punishment we will keep fracking blue portals until this stops!

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I make joke!

The blog received an email from the former leader of ENL GBG:

From: SurJimmyGreaves@ehl.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: I make joke Ok, many of you new players maybe do not know me but I am the former leader of ENL GBG. I have been very active. I have been at war with KE (KONSTEPIDEMIEN) and shot it down very many times every day. Then I got tired of that and instead shot down Sant Clause's couch portals every day. Sometimes maybe two, three times per day!!! It didnt matter if they were level 1 portals I shot them down anyway! That's how I play. Then I got tired of shotting down those portals so right now I am shooting down the blue farm in majorna every morning. Does not matter if they are level 1 or 8 I shot it down because that is how we win! I play tactical. But this is not what I'm writing for today. Today I've made a big joke on the RES GBG team! I created a fake blog for RES GBG called http://resgbg.blogspot.se! Haha! We can write things here and everyone will think it is the smurf's blog! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If you have good tips on what to write please write in the comments below here or send an email to enlgbg@gmail.com!

Preposterous accusations!

Once again the smurfs shows us a new low! Today I went to shoot down one of the smurf farms. I though I shot it down yesterday, but I must have imagined that because the portals were all blue and level 8 today. You could almost think that it was one of our farms!

Anyway, I start shooting and efter I while i drop a few capsules on the ground. Everyone knows why right? You shoot faster with a light inventory. It's true. So I drop a few capsules and shoot down the rest of the portals and I pickup the capsules. Nothing strange about that! Right? It's not like I have another account with XMPs which I drop to my main account. That would be cheating!

Operation blowstorm!

Sitrep Operation blowstorm!

Since the HUGE success we had with the link star we made in central Gothenburg we felt that it was time to do a big OP again! Since one of our agents had his home portal unjustly removed from the game we wanted revenge!

Ok, so the portal was placed on his private property.
Ok, so the "statues" in the picture was placed on his back yard for the sole purpose of submitting a portal.
Ok, so the "statues" was not even in his back yard any more.
SO WHAT! We still wanted revenge!

A plan was made and we were on our way. After doing some decoy playing around town so that no one would suspect anything we went straight for the goal! Two couch portals for one of the smurfs! Ha! That showed them! After firing our might XMP cannons the portals were soon green.

But soon after we left that basterd took the portals back! Se we drove back and shot at them again!

But.. They were soon blue again! So we came back!
Not once! Not twice! But eight times!!

Can anyone think of a better way for three legally incompetent people to spend their Friday night? Noooo?? I wouldn't think so!

ENL GBG - We know how to party!

Agents involved: Team lead: mulen
New Girlfriend: trögons
Ice runner: zink76

Frakkers!

A big THANK YOU! to everyone who showed up at our L1 frakk farm tonight! It seems that quite a few team members were in desperate need for Level 1 Resonators (and XMPs!)

Special thanks to Agent Elk who supplied the frakkers! Keep on moosing!