We made it!!!

Source of information.

All members of ENL GBG are required to read the following web page in conjunction with our reverification.

https://www.sjf.se/yrkesfragor/yttrandefrihet/kallskydd

Do not attempt to find our sources. You will not succeed. You will fail.

The Mods and Captains of ENL GBG

Understanding regional

Understanding Regional like a boss frog

English translation:
interesting that you only win a CP by making large fields. Otherwise you lose.

Official excuses

Information to all ENL agents.

When a RES agents starts talking to you regarding the bans in our faction, these are the official excuses from the ENL HC that you should use to defend our spoofers/multiaccounts:

- The agent was wrongfully banned by Nia Ops (Do not engange in discussions that every automatic ban was manually reviewed TWICE)

- The agent was banned because (s)he dropped keys to another agent (This is true. Do not drop keys to other agents. It has been confirmed that this is true)

- The agent was banned because my kids played Ingress on my phone

- The agent was mass-reported for cheating by RES and then wrongfully banned

Yours truly,
ENL HC
ENL GBG

Enl Asterisk

This must be a coincident.

https://plus.google.com/+EnlAsterisk/posts

https://goo.gl/6TPQAi

And in other news, the prize for the PoP winner is on it's way! Stay tuned! Stay green! Green = best!!!!!

Those Norweigan bastards!

The blog is under attack!

Not only have we noticed that some of our own agents have blocked the blog! This kind of censorship is uncalled for. The blog is always looking out for our own players first and this behavior is unacceptable. Censoring the blog only reminds us of dictatorships like China and North Korea.

But this is not all. It now seems that the Norweigan ENL agents are stepping out their war against us in ENL GBG. Take a look at this post on Google+:

https://plus.google.com/+TomVoss123/posts/Pc1H8SQyiVK

Notice something? Of course you don't since it's not there anymore. Our posts in that thread are being deleted. PoP (Proof of Post):



Those Norwegian seal-eating bastards not only taunt us for not being able to handle the shard properly, they are now refusing to mention our agents in the sit rep and deleting our posts about this!

ENL GBG demands the following:
1. Give our agents the credits they deserve.
2. Stop blocking us
3. Stop deleting our posts

If our demands are not met we will ADA the guardians of all Norweigan ENL players.

Freedom of Press

Ever since this blog started our local smurfs have been trying to figure out who of us in ENL GBG that is running this blog. The smufs have systematically denied this, but due to a little unintentional slip in a x-fac channel we can now present proof that they are indeed systematically harassing us. The blog would like to thank to the ENL agent who was observant enough to spot the slip and immediately emailed the blog.



As can clearly be seen in the screenshot (that was posted by a smurf in a xfac channel) above, the smurfs have a dedicated hangout channel to slander, harass and share information about the authors of the blog! We demand that this stops now! We have freedom of press, freedom of speech and protection of our sources! We also have blue/grey portals at our frack farms. Take that RES GBG!

Stay green! Go Green!

Policy and Staff Changes (WSi 4)

As always we listen. Recent feedback's been heard. Some plead some cry. Either way we act. 

Very Proudly Introducing WSi. WSi is an abbreviation. Word Sentence Index Number. 

The number is indication. For you the reader. How many words used. In every entry sentence.

In addition we promise: 

* We will be honest. 

* We will be radical. 

* We will use paragraphs. 

* We will use breaks. 

* Making it easier to read. 

* Even for the challenged. 

* We will not cheat, using commataion as traps ; this exception be final. 

Now that got sorted. Pictures combined with words. Is something we applaud. 

Like a visual manual. To help clear confusion. WSi indicates pictures show. 

Very proudly introducing Ms Sophie. Our brand new Illustrator. 

We will work closely. Making art of art. So to speak lol. Just kidding but ok. 

See how we changed? Explaining when jokes happen. And The people rejoiced!

Just kidding again though. A joke is fun. See the pictures below. 

Final words sadly needed. We have seen copies. Paper copies spread around. 

Please avoid this strain. Think about the trees. 

Environmental quote: Be green! Read from the screen!

WE KNOW!!

From: omnom72@enlnoobs.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Points! Hi blog! I have been following the local smurfs for some time now and I have proof that they cheat! They know where our guardians are and they get point! If you kill guardian = 1 point. Why do we not get points for guardians! The MODS of ENL GBG should really do this! It should be possible with SOP! What do you mean "comm history"? No, I know they cheat. They cannot know guardians because they are secret! Also it is not possible to know when guardian portal capped because no one scrolls back in COMM to check! It must be cheat! It is not possible for them to be better at this than we are! It is script and spoof! We also got NO PROOF of PICTURE (PoP) from anyone of them so it must be spoof. If you guardian is killed you should always accuse them of cheating!  I have reported all of them to Niantic INK because cheat. Also look what I told them in COMM the other day!!! haha! who is laughing now! I am (but not the smurfs RES)! yours truly omnom72

A dent in the war chest

I must say that the blog is a bit disappointed in how few of our agents went to the recent anomaly. Although our victory was secured, the lack of agents on site put quite a dent in our war chest. We now have badges, patches, t-shirts, umbrellas, hoodies etc etc to a total value of €2000 which never sold BECAUSE YOU LAZY BASTERDS STAYED AT HOME ON YOUR COUCH!

So not only are we €454.80 behind for our fields, but we also need to recover €2000 for merchendise that was never sold.

But the blog takes responsibility! To help recover our losses please contact us in the comments below, our email address (enlgbg at gmail.com) or ping agent HoBo in comm. For whatever ENL merchendise you want we probably have it in stock. And lots of it. Very very lots of it.

Giving back to the community

The blog has been witnessing that the post-diaspora reactions has turned the focus onto the comm. 
We applaud this move and we are happy to announce the first, of many to come, vandrings awards. 

So this is to you (well not only you you, even though you seem to be gunning hard for it) proud members of the Enlightened Community 

We bring you the Sheriff award. You obtain new levels by policing comm and invoking your justice where naught takes place. Don't be afraid of speaking for everyone. You are the law. 

Go for it, 
Comm sheriff level onyx - it's up for grabs






Famous last words...
"Jag håller varje enskild smurf ansvarig för innehållet. Rensa ut er skit."

To our little gaul in small village in the north of France...

We already knew you were dull, but after your reactions to our last blog post we now understand that you have a complete lack of humour

At least you got to dry up some of those frog tears by hacking blue portals at our hack farm last night! We also hope that the video below makes you feel better. You should know that you are welcome back to xfac when ever you want! GO ENL!!!!!!

Alzheimer

When you forget to log out from your second account before you start linking...

Winning!!!!

Everyone should know the score from the Obsidian anomaly now!!! We finally won an anomaly!!

Some of you might wonder how we managed to pull this off and we will let the following screen captures speak for themselves.....

I make joke!

The blog received an email from the former leader of ENL GBG:

From: SurJimmyGreaves@ehl.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: I make joke Ok, many of you new players maybe do not know me but I am the former leader of ENL GBG. I have been very active. I have been at war with KE (KONSTEPIDEMIEN) and shot it down very many times every day. Then I got tired of that and instead shot down Sant Clause's couch portals every day. Sometimes maybe two, three times per day!!! It didnt matter if they were level 1 portals I shot them down anyway! That's how I play. Then I got tired of shotting down those portals so right now I am shooting down the blue farm in majorna every morning. Does not matter if they are level 1 or 8 I shot it down because that is how we win! I play tactical. But this is not what I'm writing for today. Today I've made a big joke on the RES GBG team! I created a fake blog for RES GBG called http://resgbg.blogspot.se! Haha! We can write things here and everyone will think it is the smurf's blog! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA If you have good tips on what to write please write in the comments below here or send an email to enlgbg@gmail.com!

The boktips of the week

A fresh boktips from one of the highest ranking players in ENL GBG



Hope you enjoy it!

Raettstavaren

For all your anomaly needs!

One of our readers who says he's fed up with not being able to farm properly in our city sent us this chart for alternative sources of items. Even though the blog do not approve of buying items from these "item shops" we know that a few in our team uses these channels and we want to give everyone in our team the same possibility.

Green - Cheapest price for item
Red - Most expensive price for item

Item	ingintems.net	xmps.biz	otovshop.com	allforingress.ecwid.com
100 XMP8	$2	$2	$1.5	$2.99
1 MUFG Capsule	$5	$8	?	$14.99
10 JARVIS Virus	$20	$18	$8	$11.99
100 US8	$10	$12	$8	$8.49
50 AXA Shields	$50	$45	$13	$37.97
10 Very Rare Multi-Hack	$50	$18	$8	$12.99
50 Lawson Power cube	$100	$45	$10	$199.90
50 Very Rare Sheilds	$20	$20	$7	$29.95

We also have a great offer for our readers! ingintems.net you will give you a %5 discount if you use the code ENLGBG when checking out!

ENLIGHTENED!!!!!

The hornet's nest

Sorry!

It seems like the blog accidentaly stirred up the hornet's nest with our last entry, to the point that we were contacted by the head council of ENL GBG.

There fore our upcoming article about the hembesök preciding the explusion mentioned below, have been cancelled and we have some new directives:


1. Do not talk about this blog
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS BLOG. Not in our channels (TG) or in any x-fac channels. Do not mention the blog in person to smurfs. This blog is to be SILENCED!
3. Do not talk about the recent expulsions in our TG (telegram secure communications channel).
4. Do not submit entries to the blog. We are right now investigating which agent sent the screenshot from our secure COMM. Once that agent has been identified, rest assured that the punishment will be severe.
5. For more information, please contact us on TG https://telegram.me/joinchat/BRbgDgggYVs0WLMISgTdWA

Happy easter!
Moderators of ENL GBG

Today's (Latin) lesson

The blog is intrigued. We have reached out to several agents including VirgoVirga in order to get a comment on the new faction on the rise. Much to our surprise it's not a red faction (TM) but another green?!?

Reports also indicate that the x-faction community is discriminating the third party and making a mockery out of itself, should properly be renamed to Apartheid-faction?!

Since we are an investigative blog with high standards and avid truthseekers™ we set out to follow the breadcrumbs!

No stopping this blog! Well total stop. It turns out we were prohibited from contacting an agent of interest. They didn't want contact nor want us to follow them.

Incedit, sed omnes me

A new record!

Yesterday marks a great day for ENL GBG! A new record in Ingress has been set!

Only 6 minutes from completing training agent MrWinks decided to change his codename! The blog has great hope for this new player who seems to fit our team like a glove!



MrWinks, please contact us as soon as your name change has been processed so that we can update our enl.io.

Also a big THANK YOU to our reader (who wishes to remain anonymous) who submitted the screen shot above! The blog thankfully accept reader submissions on our email address enlgbg@gmail.com!

GO ENL!