The boktips of the week

A fresh boktips from one of the highest ranking players in ENL GBG



Hope you enjoy it!

Raettstavaren

For all your anomaly needs!

One of our readers who says he's fed up with not being able to farm properly in our city sent us this chart for alternative sources of items. Even though the blog do not approve of buying items from these "item shops" we know that a few in our team uses these channels and we want to give everyone in our team the same possibility.

Green - Cheapest price for item
Red - Most expensive price for item

Item	ingintems.net	xmps.biz	otovshop.com	allforingress.ecwid.com
100 XMP8	$2	$2	$1.5	$2.99
1 MUFG Capsule	$5	$8	?	$14.99
10 JARVIS Virus	$20	$18	$8	$11.99
100 US8	$10	$12	$8	$8.49
50 AXA Shields	$50	$45	$13	$37.97
10 Very Rare Multi-Hack	$50	$18	$8	$12.99
50 Lawson Power cube	$100	$45	$10	$199.90
50 Very Rare Sheilds	$20	$20	$7	$29.95

We also have a great offer for our readers! ingintems.net you will give you a %5 discount if you use the code ENLGBG when checking out!

ENLIGHTENED!!!!!

The hornet's nest

Sorry!

It seems like the blog accidentaly stirred up the hornet's nest with our last entry, to the point that we were contacted by the head council of ENL GBG.

There fore our upcoming article about the hembesök preciding the explusion mentioned below, have been cancelled and we have some new directives:


1. Do not talk about this blog
2. DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS BLOG. Not in our channels (TG) or in any x-fac channels. Do not mention the blog in person to smurfs. This blog is to be SILENCED!
3. Do not talk about the recent expulsions in our TG (telegram secure communications channel).
4. Do not submit entries to the blog. We are right now investigating which agent sent the screenshot from our secure COMM. Once that agent has been identified, rest assured that the punishment will be severe.
5. For more information, please contact us on TG https://telegram.me/joinchat/BRbgDgggYVs0WLMISgTdWA

Happy easter!
Moderators of ENL GBG

Today's (Latin) lesson

The blog is intrigued. We have reached out to several agents including VirgoVirga in order to get a comment on the new faction on the rise. Much to our surprise it's not a red faction (TM) but another green?!?

Reports also indicate that the x-faction community is discriminating the third party and making a mockery out of itself, should properly be renamed to Apartheid-faction?!

Since we are an investigative blog with high standards and avid truthseekers™ we set out to follow the breadcrumbs!

No stopping this blog! Well total stop. It turns out we were prohibited from contacting an agent of interest. They didn't want contact nor want us to follow them.

Incedit, sed omnes me

A new record!

Yesterday marks a great day for ENL GBG! A new record in Ingress has been set!

Only 6 minutes from completing training agent MrWinks decided to change his codename! The blog has great hope for this new player who seems to fit our team like a glove!



MrWinks, please contact us as soon as your name change has been processed so that we can update our enl.io.

Also a big THANK YOU to our reader (who wishes to remain anonymous) who submitted the screen shot above! The blog thankfully accept reader submissions on our email address enlgbg@gmail.com!

GO ENL!

Preposterous accusations!

Once again the smurfs shows us a new low! Today I went to shoot down one of the smurf farms. I though I shot it down yesterday, but I must have imagined that because the portals were all blue and level 8 today. You could almost think that it was one of our farms!

Anyway, I start shooting and efter I while i drop a few capsules on the ground. Everyone knows why right? You shoot faster with a light inventory. It's true. So I drop a few capsules and shoot down the rest of the portals and I pickup the capsules. Nothing strange about that! Right? It's not like I have another account with XMPs which I drop to my main account. That would be cheating!

A message from surjo

After tonight's debate in comm we (the mods of ENL GBG) have come up with the following set of new rules

1. You must reso couch portal
2. No shields on portal (we can make no hack)
2. If you do shields on portal AND no reso you must faction change because you are not lagspelare!!!

surjo (ENL GBG MOD)

Cunning plans!

Since we've had a lot of farms crashed lately by those pestilent RES we came up with a new plan yesterday. We met up as usual by the Östra Kyrkogården and was just about to start our farm when one of the smurfs showed up and started shooting. As usual. But what they didn't know was that this was all a trick! We never intended to farm there anyway! FOOLED YOU! You did not crash anything! This was our plan all along!

So when the smurf though he had destroyed our farm we realized our secret plan and went to Gamlestan for a fantastic frack farm!



Well.. Yes the portals were blue.. and yes, we could only put 2 hack mods on them at the most.. And yes there were smurfs there farming the blur fracked level 8 portals.. But still! Our clever plan worked!

Go green! (Except for our farms. They will always be blue)

Priceless

Buying intel from ingress-store to find a blue players guardians	$20
Going 60 miles to the guardian on day 149	$24
Shooting down the guardian 30 minutes after the blue player received Onyx guardian badge	Priceless

"Exodus 7"

The blog is very thankful for all the tips that our readers send us. Most of them gets published, but we have a process to check all tips which might take some time.

Unfortunately, some readers send us fake reports trying to assert theirselves.

For example, we received the following video some days ago




But when we checked the Intel map of the area just a few hours later the city of Alingsås was full of blue P8s as usual

Please stahp sending false reports like this. It's not like we would be so stupid to go to a blue town to build level 8 portals!

From asterix to r*ncordathmir/k*tindathomir/ph*zia (or whatever accounts you usually play with)

Dear Runkor,

You have not understood KRIGET. I noticed today that you had made a BLUE portal! We are the green team and are supposed to make portals GREEN! Get it?

Laserdome was a blue portal with 4 linkamps on it and it seems that this was because you had used a ADA on the portal!

I was now forced to stop there and shoot this portal down.

No, stahp calling me stupid. I am not stupid. I am a master strategist and I hope that one day I will rise up to level MOD in ENL GBG.

The portal was blue and that was your fault. Enough of this now.

Asterix
Master strategist and smart. Not stupid.

Dear Santa

Please stahp destroying our farm events. Having one farm destroyed is ok, but having both our farms crashed on the same night is NOT OK! This is supposed to be a fun game. It would be so nice to be able to hack green level 8 portals. Just once. Please?

If your hostile actions continue we will redeclare the war! Beware!

Meetup!

Do not miss the meetup this Wednesday! Please contact any MOD (moderator) for more information!

See you there!!

Go ENL!!!!!!!

Useless (aka L*veBomber)

useless

adjective

1.

of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose unavailing or futile:

It is useless to reason with him.

2.

without useful qualities; of no practical good:

a useless person; a useless gadget.

3.

Going to bomb a blue farm, but realising you do not have enough resources to do it yourself and therefore being forced to call for help and waiting by the farm for 45 minutes until reinforcements arrive.

a uselessabilityguru.