BRING OUT THE GIMP!

From: surjimmy@highcouncil.enl.se To: enlgbg@gmail.com Subject: Bringing out the gimp! Most of you are aware of my gimp agent Lowest that I keep in the basement. Usually he does not get out much and what we do in the basement stays in the basement! But last night I though I would take him out for a treat! I've always felt sorry for those with founder badges, but no onyx guardian. Not only did we get to eliminate a few blue LTPs (Long Term Portals) but agent Lowest got to cap those portals far out in the woods and with a bit of luck he will now get his Onyx Guardian badge on the 20th of September this year! Stay green! SurJimmy

A message from Klen oh dear!

Dear Agents skinxs and b1mb0! I've been trying to contact you on both tele (standard op sec secure channel) and in comm but to no avail. Then I got the idea that you are probably reading this blog and I now try to reach out to you here. Please stop putting resonators and linking from this portal. This is one of my guardian attempts and I do not want any activity on this portal! Thank you for your time. Yours truely Klen oh dear

A letter from LoveBoobies

We got a letter

Grapes of Standards

Enuff is enuff!
The wrath and the standards are doubled as we speak! See what I did there Double Wraths!
It seems our recent posts about guardian hunting (and name changing!!!!!!!!) wasn't quite clear enough.
While we despise guardian scripting. It is not the same when you have someone else to do it for you and you just read it out loud to people, sort of like a script, ya know, just sort of, NOT SAME SCRIPT as THE OTHER

And no, I did not know that MKottoson tried to use the same portals in Öijared as guardians back in 2014 and that the Resistance has been checking them regularly ever since. But that will not stop me from accusing agents from scripting.

No, I also did not know that Agent JoFa/GrandFasters/Pearkg (The blog honestly don't know which of these accounts is the main account for this player) tried to use Hakefjordens naturreservat as a guardian back in January 2015 and that the Resistance has been checking it regularly since then. But that will not stop me from accusing agents from scripting.

I think that the Resistance should know that we re-use the same portals as guardians quite often and should NOT shoot these portals.

Yourse truely,
Agent LoveBoobies

The blog is looking forward to publish the said list. Have you got it? Please send it to enlgbg@gmail.com.Your anonymity will be guaranteed.

Operation blowstorm!

Sitrep Operation blowstorm!

Since the HUGE success we had with the link star we made in central Gothenburg we felt that it was time to do a big OP again! Since one of our agents had his home portal unjustly removed from the game we wanted revenge!

Ok, so the portal was placed on his private property.
Ok, so the "statues" in the picture was placed on his back yard for the sole purpose of submitting a portal.
Ok, so the "statues" was not even in his back yard any more.
SO WHAT! We still wanted revenge!

A plan was made and we were on our way. After doing some decoy playing around town so that no one would suspect anything we went straight for the goal! Two couch portals for one of the smurfs! Ha! That showed them! After firing our might XMP cannons the portals were soon green.

But soon after we left that basterd took the portals back! Se we drove back and shot at them again!

But.. They were soon blue again! So we came back!
Not once! Not twice! But eight times!!

Can anyone think of a better way for three legally incompetent people to spend their Friday night? Noooo?? I wouldn't think so!

ENL GBG - We know how to party!

Agents involved: Team lead: mulen
New Girlfriend: trögons
Ice runner: zink76