A new world record!

Farming keys	>300 days
Agents involved	750
Time planning this operation	>1 year
Viruses used to clean lanes	>200
Mule accounts used to store keys	Op sec
Total gasoline and travel cost	>$1000
Links created	>8000
End result	0 MU

Happy New Year

ENL GBG wishes you all a Happy New Year!

May 2017 be the year of the grey frackers.

Understanding regional

Understanding Regional like a boss frog

English translation:
interesting that you only win a CP by making large fields. Otherwise you lose.

Policy and Staff Changes (WSi 4)

As always we listen. Recent feedback's been heard. Some plead some cry. Either way we act. 

Very Proudly Introducing WSi. WSi is an abbreviation. Word Sentence Index Number. 

The number is indication. For you the reader. How many words used. In every entry sentence.

In addition we promise: 

* We will be honest. 

* We will be radical. 

* We will use paragraphs. 

* We will use breaks. 

* Making it easier to read. 

* Even for the challenged. 

* We will not cheat, using commataion as traps ; this exception be final. 

Now that got sorted. Pictures combined with words. Is something we applaud. 

Like a visual manual. To help clear confusion. WSi indicates pictures show. 

Very proudly introducing Ms Sophie. Our brand new Illustrator. 

We will work closely. Making art of art. So to speak lol. Just kidding but ok. 

See how we changed? Explaining when jokes happen. And The people rejoiced!

Just kidding again though. A joke is fun. See the pictures below. 

Final words sadly needed. We have seen copies. Paper copies spread around. 

Please avoid this strain. Think about the trees. 

Environmental quote: Be green! Read from the screen!

What's the difference between you and me?

What's the difference between a ENL GBG frack farm and a RES GBG frack farm?
(answer below image)



Answer: None. They are both hacking blue P8 portals.

Cunning plans!

Since we've had a lot of farms crashed lately by those pestilent RES we came up with a new plan yesterday. We met up as usual by the Östra Kyrkogården and was just about to start our farm when one of the smurfs showed up and started shooting. As usual. But what they didn't know was that this was all a trick! We never intended to farm there anyway! FOOLED YOU! You did not crash anything! This was our plan all along!

So when the smurf though he had destroyed our farm we realized our secret plan and went to Gamlestan for a fantastic frack farm!



Well.. Yes the portals were blue.. and yes, we could only put 2 hack mods on them at the most.. And yes there were smurfs there farming the blur fracked level 8 portals.. But still! Our clever plan worked!

Go green! (Except for our farms. They will always be blue)

From asterix to r*ncordathmir/k*tindathomir/ph*zia (or whatever accounts you usually play with)

Dear Runkor,

You have not understood KRIGET. I noticed today that you had made a BLUE portal! We are the green team and are supposed to make portals GREEN! Get it?

Laserdome was a blue portal with 4 linkamps on it and it seems that this was because you had used a ADA on the portal!

I was now forced to stop there and shoot this portal down.

No, stahp calling me stupid. I am not stupid. I am a master strategist and I hope that one day I will rise up to level MOD in ENL GBG.

The portal was blue and that was your fault. Enough of this now.

Asterix
Master strategist and smart. Not stupid.

Unjustice has been served!

F U Niantic!
F U!

Multiple reports on a portal should be counted as cheating!

Successful frackfarm!

After having our farm events constantly disturbed by blue agents we finally had a successful farm! (We suspect that this is due to the cheat program ResWUE, but more on this later!)

Well, there was a blue agent in place when we was about to start the farm and he did shoot down our portals, but we managed to successfully flip a Level 8 portal which means that this agent cannot do anything now for a whole hour! (We are smart!! (No, we are not being ironic!))



We are not ashamed for hacking blue portals on our farms!
We are not desperate for using frackers on a portal with a single VRHS!
We are ENL GBG! Fear us!

Over and out
Zink76 (Event lead)
UselessabilityGuru (Co-Event lead)
Insanely (Agent)
Low-pest (Visitor)
Elk (Not really sure what you did. Sorry!)

A wonderful start of the New Year!

Some of our agents thought that we should start the year with a BAF to show those smurfs once and for all!

After some planning and key exchanges we could finally put up these beautiful fields a whole hour before checkpoint!!

MU Count: Even we can't count that high!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!!

EDIT:
Seems like we celebrated a bit too early. Somehow one of the anchors went down before checkpoint and the fields didn't score any MU.

We will still count this as a victory for ENL since we got a beautiful star anyhow.

Well, half a star.

EDIT2:

Our agent stationed at the happy cottage managed to put up two of the fields again before checkpoint!

MU Count: Over 50 000 MUS!!!

TAKE THAT SMURFS!!

EDIT3:

Seems like those cheating smurfs took down the north anchor before checkpoint.

We got nothing. Absolutely nothing.