Best of ENL GBG: september 2015

söndag 27 september 2015

Helios anomaly in Gothenburg

A year ago today was the biggest defeat ever for Enlightened Gothenburg. The Helios anomalies series came to Gothenburg (Event link). After hours of hard work and battle we lost by just 4.4 points.

We lost the whole Helios series and proceeded to lose the following Darsana series as well. Oh! And we also lost the Shōnin series.

And. Well, yes. We lost Persepolis as well.

We hope to do better in the future! Go enlightened!!!!

fredag 25 september 2015

Cheating in Ingress

There are many ways to cheat in Ingress and this blog frowns upon all of them. But we feel that it is our responsibility to inform our readers about them to help you detect these methods and report them to NIA Ops.

One of the most common ways to cheat is using duplicate accounts. One account per player please.

onsdag 23 september 2015

Rockstars of Ingress - Part 1 Jarvis Mys Regime

We at ENLGBG have finally enlisted one of the legends, the grand founder of our conclave so to
speak to join us for a session of, hopefully good war stories, throw some ENLIGHT on situations
and the future ahead.

We are so happy to introduce Jarvis Mys Regime!

ENLGBG:
You have chosen to not have your real name stated, we are not judging but just curious why not?

Jarvis Mys Regime:
The things I will foretell may upset some individuals and it's a dog eat dog world out there. I will
not endanger my family at the 135th hour to speak. Why do you question my order to not have my
name on your blog?

ENLGBG:
Uh ok sorry. Moving on. You have played many aspects of the game, once an avid fielder not so
much anymore, was it boredom that sat in?

Jarvis Mys Regime:
Fielding can be fun, especially when Lt Score did all the planning and drawings and whatnot.
When he stopped playing I...I just didn't, I mean I knew, but it was, I mean...give me a moment
please.

ENLGBG:
Ok...

Jarvis Mys Regime:
Yes, sorry about that. I get so upset sometimes. He abandoned me, I can say that here right?

ENLGBG:
Uh yes, you just did .

Jarvis Mys Regime:
Ok. Well, let's move over to something lighter. You guys asked me what life was as an Ingress
Rockstar so to speak. I will answer that and give you a few examples hehe.

ENLGBG:
We uh never stated those words...

Jarvis Mys Regime:
AS I WAS SAYING ROCKSTAR. Life can be somewhat hard when you are a recognized name and face like myself. I have tried various tricks, seasonal jackets, seasonal hats, seasonal cars.
Most of the times I have fooled everyone but sadly my muffled laugh gives me away when I burn
down the soil they're farming on. But there is one particular moment I'm very proud of. I call it my
Saddammoment!

ENLGBG:
That's...quite the name...do tell.

Jarvis Mys Regime:
It was the days before the Helios anomaly. Tensions were high and the smurfs had done a pretty
good job tearing our farming attempts up. So I knew they were farming at this place they refer to
as EP. I think it stands for Epic Place or something dumb. I had been there a few times myself
burning it down but this time I had a masterplan in motion. They started building 8 farm so I sent
my BODYDOUBLE there HAHAHA. It was so great he had the outfit I usually wear and
everything. The smurfs jumped him saying things like ”Hello [redacted]” and it wasn't me HAHA
HAHA Oh god I wish I could've seen their faces. Now that was a true Saddammoment!

ENLGBG:
So wait you hired a nonIngressing body double to go to their farm event not to break it up but to
pose as you only?

Jarvis Mys Regime:
HAHA YES And they totally fell for it! They even said it was like I was there!!

ENLGBG:
So after a few seconds of confusion, they had a good laugh and filled up their inventories and went
on about their business?

Jarvis Mys Regime:
Well...it wasn't like that. I mean it was, but still wasn't. I mean. Saddammoment ffs!

This fucking interview is over.